Have you noticed that there is barely enough time in your
day?
Have you found yourself scrambling to get even the smallest
tasks to fit into your day?
Do you find yourself so busy that you cannot manage
emergency issues when they actually do come up and are real emergencies, not a
RM’s over active imagination?
Well we’ve got the solution!
It’s the Lmtfaoibyhi!
Everyone in cubicle row will be green with envy when they
see your Lmtfaoibyhi.
Now whenever someone starts to interrupt you in the middle
of an important task you can just pull out your Lmtfaoibyhi and Voila!
Handy carrying case makes it easy for you to take your
Lmtfaoibyhi everywhere you go!
Act now and we’ll even throw in a handy strap with a hook
for hanging over bathroom doors for those really pesky people who just don’t
know when to not bother you! Strap also doubles as a strangulation device
if you come across a particularly stupid person! How amazing!
Only 1 easy payment of everypenny you’ll ever earn!
Don’t delay, supplies are running out and you don’t want to
be left out! Be the first in your row with the Lmtfaoibyhi!
Get yours today!
*lmtfaoibyhi (Leave me the f*ck alone or I'll bash your head in) not to be confused with the Gtfafmois (Get the f*ck away from me or I'll scream)
*lmtfaoibyhi (Leave me the f*ck alone or I'll bash your head in) not to be confused with the Gtfafmois (Get the f*ck away from me or I'll scream)
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